Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
(Source: bompton-menace, via friendcount-0)
The girl who wasn’t afraid to spell out the repercussions of a bad decision!
Close, but no cigar. In their defense, vehicle does sound like it’s spelled like that.
If only they made books that listed the spelling of common words. Then we’d know for sure. Someone should get around to inventing that.
This mugshot is udderly funny! what did this guy do to get arrested while dressed up as elsie?
So, me and my brother are watching Big Brother and this chick Amanda goes crying into the bathroom because the girl that’s related to BB11’s winner, Rachel, was being just a horrible person. Then McCrae (the pizza guy… I don’t know how to spell his name) comes downstairs and knocks on the door and comes into console her.
As she’s crying and spilling her insecurities and issues and life story and she’s emotionally breaking down, I turn to my brother and I say:
"They have cameras in the toilet??"
So my best friend was over one night and my dad had been drinking and was sitting on the couch talking to us. My best friend said something about Area 51 and it set my dad off on this long rant about how Area 51 is real but it’s inside area 49 and that’s where everything actually is, is in 49 and how you have to be in the military to work there and if you want to quit then you have to get out of the military for good. My best friend asked very quietly at the end, “sir, weren’t you in the military?” And my dad (who had been in the marines) got real serious and said “I was.” Before getting up and walking out. My friends convinced my dad messed with aliens now.